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Longview Ranch is as interest in helping your horses as entertaining the website visitors. For your enjoyment Larry Jeffery has included some of his favorite quotes.
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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die
I want to go where they went. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than he loves himself. The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare
and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's
the best deal man has ever made. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,
quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have
to mix love and hate. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird religious cult. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and
to turn around three times before lying down. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is
that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very
few persons. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo
is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I
mean, here we come from a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken,
pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth! Women and cats will do as they please, and men
and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a
dog and a man. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the
dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!' Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our
lives whole. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three
dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am. "One of the hardest things in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which bridges to burn." Navigation Entertainment |
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